I like to cook. My wife likes to bake. She and I have often discussed, that if we were ever to run away and start over somewhere, we would open a diner. Jen would make breads, pies, cookies, and cakes – and she would also run the front of the house (sorry dear – you are much nicer than me). I would be in the kitchen. We would focus on well-executed comfort foods. Everything would be made from scratch. We would be a destination diner. That Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives guy would come to see us with his film crew. I am certain of this.